I was googling when an ad popped up on the side that caught my eye. I usually don't click on that stuff but .... Anyway, I found out that Barack Obama is trying to set up a new world order. Apparently he's made a deal with the guys that put the eye at the top of the pyramid on the one dollar bill. AND I THOUGHT THE CONSERVATIVES DID THAT! Now I'm really confused.
Next thing you know we'll find out that Obama has joined Opus Die. Unless ....... unless he was in it all along and he's just a part of the grand plot to control the world!
You can find out more HERE. But be warned! It's scary. It's one of those sites that won't let you leave. You know, where the back button just takes you to another sales page.
Oh, did I forget to mention that you can't find out about the conspiracy unless you buy the pamphlet? Or the book. Or other stuff they're trying to sell you? That's why I'm pretty sure these are right wing crazies. Because most left wingers usually give you their conspiracy stuff. The ring wingers want you to buy it. Its that capitalist thing. (Your going to die and for $9.99 you can find out how)
Speaking of buying things, have you ordered your new Dan Brown book yet? 40% off on preorders at Borders. I hear it's all true. The 40% anyway.
And Uncle Jay.
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Words for Wednesday 25/12/2024
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I need to forward you the e-mail exchange I had with my friend Debbie yesterday. Suffice it to say that I would have expected better from the so-called "constitutional law instructor" responsible for the steaming pile of manure she sent me to spiral up my blood pressure again.
There's a new Dan Brown book? I didn't even know...
New World Order--yeah, yeah, yeah.
Second verse, same as the first.
Bilbo,
the Doctors and Lawyers are in on it together. One causes your blood pressure to rise; the other on fixes it. Then the first sues the second for not doing it right. Then they both run for Congress to ensure that their colleagues can continue the madness.
I think John has it figured out.
I thought the eye on the pyramid came from many of our founding fathers being Masons.
"you can't find out" - Typo fixed!
B - "constitutional law instructor"? Bet there was some bloviation going on in that email.
A - "The Lost Symbol" - If you go to Border's website you can get the 40% off. If you go to the store (near my house), you can get a free paperback of one of his other two best sellers with your preorder.
J - I like it when somebody puts things into perspective in one paragraph.
B - Don't say that to loud. You'll wake one day with all your doors and windows bricked shut.
Wv: uncal - so not like California.
Hey, it was on the front of News.com today, with extracts : http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26071285-401,00.html
I saw where the release date was 9-15 in AU. It's 9-18 in the US.
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