New twist on an old joke.
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Two Blondes With Hammers...
Dolly and Danae, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Dolly, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Danae, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Dolly explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Danae got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Stretchy Pants
3 hours ago
4 comments:
The question is...Did they look good enough that it didn't matter if they actually managed to get the siding on the house?
wv: lingshe...wasn't that the Panda's name at the National zoo?
Green side down!
Uppuer Management candidates
J - No comment. Claudia reads this blog too.
B - Why is this grass so dirty?
B - Would that be French candidates?
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