Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!
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And one adjusts the volume how...?
vw: rofted - how the poor Japanese bowler delivered his ball down the alley.
Bilbo, you beat me to the punch.
...and in stereo!
A new meaning for adjusting the balance or tweaking the bass!
If the could somehow just add a video screen, then the technology would be there for a boob tube.
God the noise there would be in Hollyweird!
Gilahi wins the comment contest.
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