Here's a short one. There are three entries on this (tweet?). I read the last entry and laughed but thought, this kid must be joking. Then I reread the first entry and thought, probably not.
 
Let the carnage begin.
1 hour ago
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
4 comments:
Facebook Fail or Darwin Award?
Anyone who uses the term "dude" deserves salmonella. Or chickenella. Or whatever.
AJ - I vote for the Darwin award.
B - You're right du.... Bilbo.
Wv: dessness - the government official like the dessness he was a part of.
I think the chicken eater is the grandson of the guy you wrote about yesterday. If he survives salmonella, he could qualify for the Year 2050's Award fot the Senior Citizen Dude Most Likely to Succeed at Being Apprehended in Walmart and Committed to a Locked Ward in a Mental Health Care Facility. His winnings? Not being allowed to leave and shop with his wife, a lifetime supply of blue paper scrub suits and Attends-type underwear, 3 meals a day, sleeping quarters shared with his evil twin, and a role in reality TV. It could happen...
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