Since I missed yesterday I figured I better not (personally) complain about anything today. So here's a list of sayings found in the kitchen. I moved my number one pick to the top.
**************************************
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!
Kitchen closed -- this chick has had it!
I'm creative -- don't expect me to be neat too!
So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
Ring Bell for Maid Service... If no answer do it yourself!
I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking... lower your standards.
You may touch the dust in this house... but please don't write in it!
Apology: Although you'll find our house a mess... Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this -- Some days it's even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.
Gardening forever . . . Housework, never!
Dull women have immaculate houses.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Posts
Stretchy Pants
4 hours ago
7 comments:
I've never heard any of these before. They're good!
Good one's. I like the last one best....you know I like to laugh.
I enjoy cooking and am pretty good at it. But, if I were rich I would eat out every night and my kitchen would stay perfectly clean at all times.
A - I think you found a project to keep Aaron busy. Making signs for mom.
B - One of these days your laugh battery is going to run down.
J - Some how I pictured you as the 'If we are what we eat...' phrase.
"If you don't like my standards of cooking... lower your standards." Yep, that's my philosophy. Or, as Groucho Marx once said, "Those are my standards. If you don't like them, I have others."
My laugh battery will not run down any time soon. Consider the the folks to laugh at (including myself)who continue to create funny scenarios.
These made me laugh so hard!
Post a Comment