It's after midnight and I'm getting tired. I've got some things I was thinking about but can't come up with the answers. Maybe you can help.
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When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Why are things "typed-up" but "written down"?
Why is stealing from one book plagiarism, but stealing from many books research?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty people for Miss America?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Is there anything easier done than said?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Why would superman want to leap over tall buildings in a single bound if he can fly?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere... which way does it spin at the equator?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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7 comments:
THEIRS.....That's a good one.
These remind me of Steven Wright's comedy.
So many complicated questions out there to be answered. None of us will ever get any sleep now.
*raises hand* My brain hurts. May I be excused?
B - Can Steven Wright ever be wrong?
J - You'll have to drink more to suppress the thoughts.
LA - See previous.
That's some deef stuff alright, but I want to know how Freddy Krueger wipes his own ass.
Tell me that.
C - I heard he and Edward Scissorhands help each other.
I say you can't go wrong if you're looking for laughs from Steven Wright, and Freddy and Eddie are a pair of real cut-ups!
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