Let's start with BACOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
It's always good to have someone to talk to that's on your side.
I thought this was funny.... but it's probably not.
I'm always ready to do my public duty and help someone out.
This is just so true. Some people can't take a joke.
And finally, I knew there was a reason to have that second sandwich - second (fill in the blank) - second ice cream cone .... Hey, I'm hungry.
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LOL at all of these
It was Robert Orben who once said you should never raise your hand to your children, because it leaves your midsection unprotected. He was right.
That last one is another reason why I'm glad to have beaten anorexia.
Love the kids with guns one. Its very true. But I say "still whop that ass". Or take the approach I did with some neighborhood teenage gangstas. I threatened to "bust a cap in their ass". Hadn't had any trouble since. :)
MD - There's more coming.
B - He must have weapons too.
B - It needs to be beaten up some more.
RW - Knowing the jargon helps.
The police never have a sense of humor. They're all humorless A-holes.
J - You'll have to tell us some of the funny stuff you've done.
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