Saturday, October 23, 2010

1314 - Thieves, Safety

I got an email from someone. It went as follows....

"Let's see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal, put on my new Obama T-shirt, grab my 9mm and hold up a convenience store.

New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots, These are actual Police Photos.



Just think about this for a second:
Did you ever see anyone arrested wearing a Bush T-shirt, or for you older guys, an Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, or even Nixon, or Bob Dole shirt. There MUST be a message here, but I can't quite grasp it.

Maybe you can help me out here.

Yes I can. Here's a typical picture of a Bush loving thief:



Notice he's wearing a suit and tie. There's no reason to post more pictures because they all look the same. And they're all really good at hiding. Guess how many politicians guys like this own. They're not going to jail. Well not many of them. Sometimes they catch these jerks.



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OK change of subject - SAFETY. You can never be too safe.



This is how to correctly hold on in a moving train...







No, No, NOOO, the older guy by the door!!!!

 

9 comments:

Bilbo said...

And people wonder why I like dancing cheek-to-cheek.

Bandit said...

I think that suit "made off" with alot of other people's money.

Notice the angle of how she's holding the pole. She's secure when the train speeds up or slows down.

Mike said...

B - Cheeks are good.

B - Yes I did notice. I would like to see this demostrated in person though. Just to be safe.

Claudia said...

B: That's because I'm in shape from Pilates and a summer of swimming.

M: If you're a really, really good boy...

Mike said...

C - Safety is number one with me.

Dianne said...

ya know this goes hand in hand/cheek in cheek with the Shakira that Jay posted on his new blog

Mike said...

D - Hold on I'll be right back ..... Yes it does!!!

Breck Carter said...

George Bush ate my homework!

Mike said...

BC - While wearing a suit.