1366 - Cowboy Bravado

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s#!t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'



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And then there was this.... letters found in Mona Lisa's eyes.....

... letters are invisible to the naked eye. The letters LV, likely for the artist's initials, are painted in black on green-brown in the right pupil.

... in her left pupil ... The letters could be a B or S, or possibly the initials CE.

So we have invisible letters that can only be seen with special equipment and we're not going to show them to you. We'll tell you. But you can't see what we see. Nananananana. Thanks assholes.