Bilbo did a senior text code a few days ago. Here's the list that Bandit sent me.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTF: Wet The Furniture
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
MIKE
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5 comments:
WAITT? GGLKI.
TMI, eh?
B.
Ha. Funny. Cheers Mike!!
There might be a Seniors School by the time I'm a senior. So many new things to learn!
I should probably write these down cause I'm getting older by the day.
B - WTF
MM - Only if it's not happening to you.
A - Learning is a life long process.
J - I'm getting older by the minute. The older you get, the faster older goes.
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