Dead cow lecture at vet school
First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
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6 comments:
LOL!
I thought the lesson was going to be like Bilbo's golden rule of thinking for yourself.
Happy New Year !
When a bull is cold, does he go back into the barn and slip into a nice, warm Jersey?
Happy New Year.
Pretty Good. I wondered where that was going.
Good one's! Mike and Bilbo!
Happy New Year Mike and Mrs. Mike
A - Actually it's more like a brown rule.
B - Yes he does.
RW - So you learned to pay attention, right?
B - Good depending on whether you were the teacher or the student.
J - HNY back at ya'.
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