1450 - Repeats

Bandit sent me a joke about "The Pastors Ass". I thought the joke looked familiar. So I went on the internet and found lots of links about it. I was going to post it anyway because it's a funny joke. Then I thought.... I wonder if "I'VE" posted it before. Search....find. POST 512.

So here's another (old?) joke.


A maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.’

Wife: (really furious now) ‘Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Señora, the gardener did.’



And then I found this on Not Always Right. It makes you go, What? OH!

Banking Error
Bank - Malaysia

Me: “Here’s your new bank card. You will be able to change your PIN number at the ATM.”

Customer: “PIN number is a redundant phrase. It’s like ‘personal identification number’, number. You work in a bank. You ought to know that by now.”

Me: “You’re right, sir.”

Customer: *smirks* “I’m always right. So where’s the ATM machine?”