A Texas cowboy gets pulled over by a Oklahoma State Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and, in
general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says: "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment
later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies. "I have too much respect for law enforement
to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says: "Hard to fool
them flies though."
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5 comments:
Darn perceptive, them flies. Cheers Mike!!
That trooper only pulled him over because he saw the Texas tags. The jerk.
Super funny. I could picture the cowboy and the cop and the flies. Funny stuff.
I only worry about flies when they're open.
vw: uncess - the opposite of success.
MM - Yes them are.
J - It's them damn Okies.
RW - This had a great punch line.
B - As long as the flies keep their dirt in their support groups you don't have to worry to much.
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