Heard at a meeting last night -
A guy goes into a bank and announces a hold up. He's got a skimask on and a gun in his hand. He has the tellers give him all their money. He turns and starts out the door.
A guy by the door doesn't like what's going on and as the robber passes him he grabs the mask and pulls it off.
The robber looks at the guy and says, "You shouldn't have done that buddy". Then 'bam', the robber shoots the guy.
The robber sees a teller looking at him. Bam, he shoots the teller.
He then turns back to the crowd in the bank. Everyone is staring at the floor. He says, "Did anyone else see my face?" Everyone is silent.
Then off to the side a little old man, still looking at the floor, raises his hand. The robber says, "WHAT?!" The little old man says, "Sir, I didn't see your face.... but I think my wife did."
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LOL! That is mean!
I said (and then it disappeared from the screen), "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."
Too bad he didn't bring his mother in law with him too.
Nothing like old jokes when you don't know what else to post, eh?
vw: ounec - one-sixteenth of a pound in Prague.
A - You can turn it around if you want to.
C - When are we going to the bank?
J - No comment.
B - It must really be old. I checked the punch line on the net and couldn't find it. So it's so old it's not on the internet. You say you've heard it before? :)
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