1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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My brother recently because a policeman and we are always making fun of him! I've been using #7 quite a bit on him.
#11- hahhahahahahah Funny!
I like the last one too :)
A - Never let up on him.
RW - It makes sense to me.
D - Try it next time. Let me know how it works.
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