Thursday, June 09, 2011

1544 - Full of %$#&

Here's a lead in from Not Always Right.


Her Heart’s Really In It
CALL CENTER | UT, USA
(This very old lady is calling. She calls every so often and always sounds like she’s ill.)
Me: “Thank you for calling customer support. How may I be of assistance to you?”
Customer: “I am highly upset right now!” *coughs and wheezes* “You people are always messing up my orders! I am a high paying customer who needs to have their order now. I can’t get into my account.”
Me: “Alright. Have you tried logging in?”
(The line goes silent. I can hear her clicking her computer.)
Customer: “Oh, I feel so ashamed. I can die right now.”
Me: “That’s okay, ma’am. I’m just glad you were able to get in. Is there anything I can do for you?”
Customer: *coughs* “My chest hurts.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I think I’m having a heart attack from all of the shame!”
Me: “Ma’am, you should call the doctors right away!”
(I hear a noise.)
Customer: *coughing and laughing* “Never mind. It was just gas.”
Me: “Well, I’m glad you’re alright, ma’am.”
Customer: “Me too. But I don’t think that my dress is.”


Now that your primed to poop in your pants, you can go to these two poles apart sites and see what the crazies are doing.

http://www.americansforprosperity.org/national-site RIGHT

LEFT http://www.netrootsnation.org/

 

3 comments:

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I passed on the political links - i get enough of that living here in the district.Besides I'm in such a good mood - that would ruin everything.

But that story was pretty funny!

Bilbo said...

"Never mind. It was just gas."

Like both of those websites.

Mike said...

MPoPt - I had the story set aside and when I found those two links I thought 'perfect match'.

B - Lots of blog fodder from the sites.