Monday, June 20, 2011

1555 - Ponder these

Ponderisms -

If 1 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that four out of five enjoy it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Did you ever notice when you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

 

7 comments:

Bilbo said...

...and if tin whistles are made of tin, what is baby oil made from?

Amanda said...

LOL!

That first one is the best!

Mike said...

B - Soylent babies!

A - That's a lot of happy people isn't it?

I'm With Stupid said...

Maybe some people DO enjoy diarrhea. Is there something strange about that?

- Jay

Mike said...

J - I'm absolutely positive SOMEBODY out there is a diarrhea junky.

Dianne said...

good ones Mike

Mike said...

D - It's always good to think about important stuff.