Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.
They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.
In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.
Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination.
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
A photographer was great at botany because he knew photo synthesis.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Having too many vowels is a consonant struggle in the game of Scrabble.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
And...
I was about to have an affair with Amanda Lynn but there were strings attached.
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Stretchy Pants
2 hours ago
6 comments:
All those comedians out of work, and here YOU are. These are some of the worst puns I haven't heard before. Scandanavian. AARRGGHH!!
Well done.
Hey! Thats sort of my pun from long ago. My violin teacher, a nun, got all the other nuns confused when she started talking about my exam results. The other nuns just looked at each other wondering when they started teaching Mandolin.
you are the Jack Benny of the internet ;)
B - I found a punny source. These are some of the better ones. Some of them are a streeeeetch.
A - I thought of you immediately when I read that.
D - I can steal jokes with the best of them.
:-)
I needed some puns :)
MD - Sometimes life is one gigantic pun.
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