A Schnauzer story
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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I'll never be able to think of the cute dogs in the same way!
A - I think the urban dictionary has more (misdirected) definitions than the regular dictionary.
I'm not so sure PETA would approve of that.
H - I not sure what you mean. There are so many things PETA doesn't approve of. :)
And yes I voted against puppy mills in Missouri. The vote that the legislature overturned. :(
This pharmacist has been around for a long time in our favorite old jokes. He's the same one who suggested a box of rubbers to the kid who wanted to get something special for his first date--to which the kid replied, "No thanks. If it's rainin', I ain't goin'."
Oh Hello, more proof that English remains a second language for most of us :)
GPD - Don't teach your kids urban dictionary as a first language. Unless you want more excitement in your life.
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