Kids science test answers. Who says we need more science in schools?!
Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
Q: How can one determine how close to them a lightening strike was?
A: You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Q: What makes up molecules?
A: When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
Q: What is an orbit?
A: When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
Q: Is the sun a star?
A: Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
Q: What is a vibration?
A: A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Q: What is a fossil?
A: Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.
Q: Define a vacuum.
A: Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
Q: What is evaporation?
A: We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
Q: How are clouds formed?
A: I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Q: What makes it rain?
A: Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Q: What is the average temperature in the tropics?
A: It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places.
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I thought the definition of "vacuum" had something to do with the level of knowledge, compassion, statesmanship, and spine in Congress. But I could be wrong.
vw: hobol - what a drifter eats his soup from.
Some of these actually make sense, kind of like Yogi-isms.
I thought you were going to introduce these as bits of wisdom from Bachmann. BTW, I smiled when I read your comment on yesterday's post.
B - You're probably right.
B - It's pure kid logic.
C - I don't think Bachmann is that smart.
other's preferred to be oil...that was genius.
L - Nothing beats kid logic.
If your hair stands up after a lightning strike, then you know it was very close.
Jay
J - And if your hair is on fire you know it was REALLY close.
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