Don't Say These To Police...
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
11. When the Officer says "Gee Son... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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6 comments:
Let me know if the policemen laughs along with you at #10.
If I was ever pulled over, I think I'd be too nervous to say anything.
A - Just tell him you know me and everything will... on second thought...
Ah I enjoyed number 10 and 11 myself. :-)
I have been pulled over too many times. In my young days I got off all the time. One officer asked me to take my sunglasses off as he stared at my license photo and then told me I had pretty eyes....so I went with it and flirted my way out of that ticket. C'mon you know you'd do that too if you knew you could get out of a $100+ ticket.
Now I'm an old lady I don't get away with much....and damn equal rights I get stopped by women and I don't have the same appeal apparently to them like I do the male officers. Or is it just because I'm over 50? Sadly probably both!
M - The flirting thing would still work with some female cops.
11 is priceless!
MD - Or it could cost you a lot.
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