One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
This illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
A man and a boy entered a barber's shop together. After the man had received a shave and a haircut, he sat the boy in the chair and said, "I'm just going to run next door to pick up a few things from the supermarket. I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's hair was cut and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "It looks like your dad's forgotten you."
"That wasn't my dad," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, "Come on, we're going to get a free haircut."
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
the game's over!"
A man went into one to get a shave, and noticing that the manicurist was really beautiful, decided to have a manicure at the same time. After he watched her work for a while, he got up his nerve and finally said, "How about going out with me tonight or some night soon?'
She said, "No, I'm married"
He asked, "Can't you just tell your husband you're going to visit a sick girl friend?"
"Why don't you tell him yourself" she replied, "He's shaving you!"
A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweet-heart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yeah I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
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6 comments:
The last one is a classic.
B - Saved the best for last.
The last one is the best, but all are great!
D - I think Bilbo remembered that last one. He must be really old.
L ove those jokes!
EPT - The internet is a storehouse of fun stuff.
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