That's right homeowner, you're not covered. Why? Because you don't have 'animal intrusion insurance'. What? Animal what?
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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So if a herd of bufflo comes through, I'm screwed?
We have marauding bunnies.
What about herds of cows?
You're gonna be totally screwed when a heard of unicorns come barreling through your house.
Jay
BKE - Unless you can sell the poop as fertilizer.
D - Not covered.
BSH - If they eat some grass the farmers may charge you for lawn mowing.
J - I'll be to busy trying to catch them instead of worrying about damage.
Animal intrusion insurance might cover bat or squirrel infastations.
But not if they are protected species.
GC - I can't imagine having protected bats take up residence in my attic.
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