Everyone needs to be reminded of this important list every once in awhile.
Taoism: Shit happens;
Hinduism: This shit happened before;
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening;
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?;
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah;
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens;
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit;
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't;
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder;
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it;
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?;
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you;
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit;
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
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This is a classic list that has appeared in many versions over the years. Always good to refer to it and bring us back to reality!
This is a great list. No shit.
When something goes wrong, people often say "Oh, shit."
No shit. I like this!
Yeah verily, life's a shitstorm!
Bilbo - I thought John might have been here by now to add the Southern Baptist version.
Angel - Keep the list with you at all times in case you need to reference the proper shit.
Duck - The older I get the more Unitarian I become.
Heidi - I like that you like this shit.
Elvis - Certainly Amen.
What a shitty list. ha!
Uh, I'll show myself out.
Jay
Jay - To late to leave. You're now on the shit list.
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