For some reason I thought of Peggy when I saw this.
The engineering fix all flow chart.
Yeah that's it. Drinking is a medical procedure. Yeah!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Don't give up your day job. Oh, wait ... you dont' HAVE a day job. You should probably get one.
That last one pulled my leg until the penguin song!
Poor kitty!
Bilbo - My day job is monitoring society to make sure they pay their social security taxes.
Angel - I thought it was real until the end also.
Kristen - How high do you think the kitty will jump?
Well right you are Mike! That is the only way my friends would find me. I had to copy and send it to a few.
I was buying that burying a penquin hook line and sinker until the end.
Damn you!
Put Mentoes and Coke in the kitty's water dish!
I really thought penguins were funnier than that.
Jay
Peg - IKR. The penguin thing sounds real until the punch line.
Elvis - With the two combined there would be cats flying everywhere.
Jay - Nope, that's as funny as animals in tuxedos are allowed to be.
I enjoyed the penguin story, really!
Heidi - How many times are you going to tell that tomorrow?
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