You may need paper and pencil if you want to really keep score. There are 20 'who said it' questions. The answer is A - Republican (i.e. Michele Bachmann) or B - Crazy person (i.e. Ted Kaczynski or the WBC). Answers at the bottom.
1) “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them money, I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”
2) “I can’t judge you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.”
3) “Feminism is about victimization. Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”
4) “Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as strong and as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women may not be as strong and as capable as men.”
5) “When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.”
6) “Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.”
7) ”The government is afraid of the guns people have because they have to have control of the people at all times. Once you take away the guns, you can do anything to the people. You give them an inch and they take a mile. I believe we are slowly turning into a socialist government.”
8) “Abortion is murder. God hates baby-killers.”
9) ”I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”
10) “I like this place, everybody treats me nice, some of them are a little crazy though.”
11) “Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
12) ”Same-sex marriage, by any name, civil union or otherwise, is the ultimate smashed-mouth in-your-face insult to God Almighty.”
13) “Our children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and that perhaps they should try it, and that’ll be very soon in our public schools all across the state, beginning in kindergarten.”
14) “I think we have to understand that when tolerance becomes a one-way street, it will lead to cultural suicide.”
15) “You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one, I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time.”
16) “As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.”
17) “Understand though, that when we talk about exceptions, we talk about rape, incest, health of a woman, life of a woman. Life of the woman is not an exception.”
18) “Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality.”
19) “Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is ‘Wag the Dog.’ Everything is a structured deception.”
20) “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.”
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1) A: Republican- Rick Santorum
2) B: Insane Person- Charles Manson
3) A: Republican- Rush Limbaugh
4) B: Insane Person- Ted Kaczynski
5) A: Republican- Glenn Beck
6) B: Insane Person- Adolf Hitler
7) B: Insane Person- Timothy McVeigh
8) B: Insane Person(s)- Westboro Baptist Church
9) A: Republican- Richard Mourdock
10) B: Insane Person- Ed Gein
11) B: Insane Person- Adolf Hitler
12) B: Insane Person(s)- Westboro Baptist Church
13) A: Republican- Michele Bachmann
14) A: Republican- Allen West
15) A: Republican- Glenn Beck
16) B: Insane Person- Adolf Hitler
17) A: Republican- Joe Walsh
18) B: Insane Person- Ted Kaczynski
19) A: Republican- Rush Limbaugh
20) A: Republican- Herman Cain
How did you do on the test? I didn't do well at all. I couldn't tell the difference on any of the questions. Here's a LINK back to the article I...... 'borrowed' this from.
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5 comments:
Maybe the Republicans don't need focus groups and studies showing how they can increase their appeal. Maybe they only need the DSM-IV.
Talk about a way to get me riled up so early in the morning. Gee thanks Mike.
I may just need my morning coffee but I am wondering, what is the real difference here between a republican and a "crazy" person? I'm not seeing it.
You may enjoy this one.
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/
Bilbo - When the DSM V comes out maybe self-righteousism will be in it.
Peg - Addictinginfo has good stuff.
Stick bombs? Huh. These kids are so spoiled. All we had was stink bombs when I was a kid.
LET - Your comment didn't post but I got the email.
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