Friday, May 02, 2014

2597 - Stinky


So you think your shit doesn't stink? Well there may be a computer monitoring your activities soon and letting you know just what kind of odor you're putting out.


Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building. Our groundbreaking software is then able to catalog the data for a multifaceted health analysis not currently available through traditional means.

Here's the site about the tattletale toilets. I don't know if it's real or fake but it's pretty scary whatever it is.


3 comments:

Duckbutt said...

This type of crapper could be a regular feature in some socialites' homes or sorority houses. Likewise, the latrine for the flag officers or the loo for corporate CEOs. Anyone who claims to have shit that doesn't stink.

I'm With Stupid said...

I'm sure the results will be automatically posted to Google Plus without your knowledge or acceptance too.

Jay

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Or the NSA can gather information on your farts. And find a spuerheroine: Fartwoman!