Monday, August 11, 2014

2698 - What a bunch of s**t!

You're having sex and suddenly the two of you burst into flames. What to do..... Why, call the Intercourse Fire Company! Of course if you're not in Intercourse Pennsylvania it could take awhile for the response, so just keep doing what you were doing until they get there.



So you're probably wondering how I found about about Intercourse. I had to learn all by myself.... No not really. I had help. From the article about a kid drowning in a manure pit.

That's right. A kid was driving a skid loader around a manure pit. He was belted in for safety. The loader flipped upside down into the manure pit pinning the kid. What a way to go, eh? Unusual? Not really. It seems other people have drown in manure pits. IN THE SAME COUNTY! Read the article for all the stories.

So lookout if you are in Lancaster County. Things could get shitty if you're not careful.


6 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

That's when it's better not to use seat belts.

Meredith said...

Intercourse is a nice place. Do some people call it Screw, PA?

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

there are some places I just couldn't live, intercourse pa is on my list. Scaggsville Md is another.
Ah, there are many.

John A Hill said...

Any good places to eat in Intercourse?

Brandi said...

Great place! Nice name.

There is a Climax, GA

Mike said...

John - I always like to eat at the Y.