Three nuns were fatally injured in a horrific auto accident on Halloween night.
Being the holy women that they were, the three of them ascended into heaven.
The nuns were stopped at the gates of St Peter.
St Peter said to the nuns “Behold! The gates of your eternal kingdom & glory. Being Halloween night, I must ask each of you a biblical question which will prove if you have indeed taken those solemn vows, OR you three are merely imposters dressed in costume. Given you answer correctly bells will ring, a chorus will sing, and the pearly gates will open.”
The nuns all studied the bible and feel confident they can answer whatever question comes their way.
The first nun stepped forward. St Peter asked the nun “Who was the first man created by God?” The nun answered instantly “ADAM!”
Bells rang, a chorus sang, and she walked through the pearly gates into heaven.
The second nun stepped forward. Peter asked “Who was the first woman created by god?” The nun answered confidently “Eve.”
Bells rang, a chorus sang, and she walked through the pearly gates into heaven.
The third nun hesitant stepped forward thinking “I’m screwed. I don’t know the second or third people.” She hung her head low.
Peter asked the nun “What were the first words ever spoken?”
The Nun paused, she thought it over and was really stumped. Finally she said to Peter “Wow, that’s hard.”
Bells rang, a chorus sang, and she walked through the pearly gates into heaven.
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3 comments:
That's really good.
Definitely a winner!
A great answer!
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