4269 - Long joke Sunday

One day 2 kids were walking in the park with their grandmother.

And every day, the kids would say, "Grandma we want to ride in that helicopter".

Grandma always replied, "I know kids, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars -- and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

One day Grandma and the kids went to the park, and the kids said, "Grandma, you're 85 years old. If we don't ride that helicopter, we might never get another chance."

Grandma replied, "Kids that helicopter is 50 dollars -- and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

The kids and Grandma agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to the boys and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

The oldest grandchild replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Grandma fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars."