Sunday, January 06, 2019

4290 - Long joke Sunday


One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.

"I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car," said the driver.

"No way! Get lost!" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?" the driver asked.

"I said no way," replied the boy.

"What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?" asked the driver.

"No, I’m not getting in the car," answered the boy.

"Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars," the driver offered.

"No!" replied the boy.

"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.

The boy replied, "Listen, Dad, you bought the Prius, you live with it!"


3 comments:

allenwoodhaven said...

Didn't see that coming!

The Liberty Belle said...

HA!! Thanks for the laugh. :)

Atomic Dog said...

I'm retelling that one!