Tuesday, January 22, 2019

4306 - Home defence



I think I've figured this out. Put the shells on the floor. When the burglar comes in, he steps on the shells and cuts his feet. (He's barefoot.) He falls down in pain. Since he was wearing his pants down around his ankles, he is exposed. I take the two clips and clip his balls. Then the wrench goes up his butt open end first. Then I take HIS gun and shoot him. All this without having to buy a gun.


4 comments:

Bilbo said...

Now, THAT'S a plan!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

omg. too damn funny

Cloudia said...

LOL

Linda said...

I was going to LOL but Cloudia beat me to it. ;-)