Tuesday, January 22, 2019
4306 - Home defence
I think I've figured this out. Put the shells on the floor. When the burglar comes in, he steps on the shells and cuts his feet. (He's barefoot.) He falls down in pain. Since he was wearing his pants down around his ankles, he is exposed. I take the two clips and clip his balls. Then the wrench goes up his butt open end first. Then I take HIS gun and shoot him. All this without having to buy a gun.
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4 comments:
Now, THAT'S a plan!
omg. too damn funny
LOL
I was going to LOL but Cloudia beat me to it. ;-)
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