4409 - Long joke Sunday

Cletus, Billy-Bob, and Bubba have just been handed their new health benefits plan. Cletus starts reading it and says, “Hey Billy-Bob, hey Bubba, check this part out, if we lose a finger at work we get $5000!”

Later that day, Billy-Bob and Bubba cut off Cletus’ finger. They collect their $5000, put the finger in a plastic bag and headed to the hospital to get it reattached. A few weeks later Cletus is back at work.

Billy-Bob tells Bubba and Cletus he was reading some more of the health plan booklet. He tells them if they lose an arm at work they’ll get $10,000.

Later that day, Bubba and Cletus cut off Billy-Bob’s arm. They went and collected their $10,000, put the arm in a plastic bag and headed to the hospital to get it reattached. A few weeks later Billy-Bob was back at work.

Bubba was eating his lunch and reading some more of the new health plan. He was amazed at what he had just read and ran off to tell Billy-Bob and Cletus. He told them that if they got decapitated at work they would get $100,000. They were ecstatic! That would be enough money for them all to retire.

Later that day they cut off Bubba’s head. They went and collected their $100,000, put the head in a plastic bag and headed to the hospital. A few hours later the doctor came out.

“Sorry fellas, I wasn’t able to save Bubba’s head,” he said.

“Why not?” asked Cletus, “You were able to reattach my finger!”

“Yeah!” said Billy-Bob, “You were able to reattach my arm!”

He looked at them both, “Well ya see, you put Bubba’s head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.”