My friend and I had just finished watching a ton of conspiracy theory videos.
Friend: It's crazy if some of that stuff is true. But the government is just hiding it from us.
Me: Yeah like monsters and aliens and stuff.
Friend: Yeah! And not to mention all the cool technology they are definitely keeping secret. That's just a fact.
Me: Have you read any of those stories about spontaneous combustion?
Friend: Yeah! Where people just explode! For no reason!
Me: Yeah there was this woman in Wisconsin. Shopping in a local supermarket. Suddenly her entire left arm catches on fire, out of nowhere.
Friend: That's so crazy.
Me: So obviously she's freaking out, and customers are freaking out, somebody calls 911. But when police get there, they actually arrested the lady.
Friend: Okay, now that's shady as hell. What did they arrest her for?
Me: Possession of an unlicensed firearm.
2 comments:
ouch, that had to hurt twice!
hilarious.....
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