4545 - Long joke Sunday

A man is in his doctor's office for his annual physical exam. All the tests have been run and the doctor has given him a clean bill of health. The doctor asks, "Are you having any problems that you'd like to tell me about?"

"Well, there is one thing,'' says the man. "It's of a sexual nature."

The doctor says "Are you having problems performing?"

The man replies, "No, it's kind of the opposite. I just love sex with my wife so much that I have a tendency to finish too quickly."

The doctor says, "Well, there are all kinds of tests we can run to get to the root cause of the problem, but I tend to go for quick and cheap on a matter like this.

When you leave here, stop at a sporting goods store and buy a starter's pistol. Put it on the night table and when you feel that you're beginning to lose control, just reach over and pull the trigger on that starter's pistol.

It's loud enough that it will startle you, breaking your concentration and allowing you to continue."

The next day the man shows up in the doctor's office looking dejected.

The doctor asks him what the problem is and the man says, "Well Doc, I did just like you said. I bought a starter's pistol on the way home.

When I got there my wife was already in bed so I put the starter's pistol on the bed table and jumped in bed with her.

We were having a VERY good time, had some sixty nine action going on when I felt I was losing control.

So I reached over and pulled the trigger on that pistol.

It not only startled me and stopped me from finishing but it startled my wife so much that she peed in my face and practically bit my dick off. Then my next door neighbor came out of the bedroom closet, naked, with his hands in the air"!