4664 - Long joke Sunday

A man sees a beautiful woman sitting at a restaurant, eating, alone, at the table next to his.

Suddenly, she sneezes and a glass eye flies out of its socket!

With his lightning fast reflexes, as it hurtled past the man, he catches it from mid-air and hands it back to the lady.

"This is so embarrassing!" She says. "Let me at least buy you dinner to make up for it!"

So they have dinner together. The lady is warm, charming and very pleasant. She is a great conversationalist and they end up having a lot in common.

The man gets her number and they set up a date. "You are an exceptionally charming woman!" He says. "Are you normally this nice to everyone you meet?"

"No," she replies.

"You just happened to catch my eye"