4816 - Long joke Sunday

The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our Lowes Nails line."

A week later, the adman comes back with a DVD and pops it into the player in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice-over says, "Lowes nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! We are NOT using that!"

A week passes, and the ad man returns with another tape. The new tape shows Jesus hanging on the cross in the background, and in the foreground a centurion turns to the camera and says, "Lowes nails: they hold anything!"

The CEO is furious and yells, "JESUS IS NOT GETTING NAILED TO THE CROSS WITH LOWES NAILS, PERIOD!"

Another week goes by, and the ad man comes back with a third tape.

This time Jesus sprints down the street with a group of centurions in pursuit. As he passes the camera one of the centurions turns and says, "We should have used Lowes nails!"