In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant.
However, he doesn't feel comfortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.
Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"
Trump: "You're fired!"
Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"
Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"
Juan: "Oh, no problemo, jefe! Yo go y finish high school and return to work!"
Juan finishes high school, comes back to work and Trump calls him again.
Juan: "Si, jefe ?"
Trump: "You're fired!"
Juan: "Que ?! Why ?! Yo finish high school !"
Trump: "Yeah, but.... um.... you didn't finish college!"
Juan: "No problemo! Yo finish college too Jefe!"
Juan finishes college too and comes back to work again only for Trump to call him again.
Juan: "What now, jefe ?"
Trump: "You're fired!"
Juan: "Que?! Why ?! Yo finish both high school y college! Why you fire me this time ?"
Trump: "Because.... uh....um. Ok, here's the truth! You're a Mexican immigrant and I don't like you working here!"
Juan: "No problemo! Yo become Americano and come back to work!"
So Juan gains American citizenship, learns perfect English, converts to Protestantism, embraces American culture, changes his name to John, and comes back to work only for Trump to call him again.
John: "Why do you wanna see me, boss ?"
Trump: "You're fired!"
John: "What! Why? I finished high school, I finished college, I became an American! What more do you want from me ?!"
Trump: "Well, the last 3 times I fired you, my critics accused me of being a racist for always firing the only Mexican worker. So in order to prove them wrong, I decided to fire an American this time."
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5 comments:
Sigh.
There is more than a little truth in this joke except that I am very certain that the Trump family DOES high immigrants, particularly illegal immigrants, because they can get away with paying them less and working them harder.
I will leave it up to you whether I consider the worker or the employer cheap.
EC - It's the employer in the capitalistic society. The US needs to get back to democratic socialism/regulated capitalism or the US is going to crash.
Yup, just can't win with racists!
It's about time Trump got fired.
DSWS - SO true!
K - WAY past time!
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