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Sunday, July 05, 2020
4830 - Long joke Sunday
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships.
They decide that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they met.
The engaged woman said, "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress said, "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours."
The married woman said, "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
He walked in the door, looked at me, and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"
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13 comments:
Hahaha!
AW - Yep. I can visualize that happening.
Ouch.
I hope she told him his dinner was in the oven - and that it was a salad.
EC - That wouldn't be me saying that. I'd be like the first two guys combined. But some guys aren't me.
ROFLMAO!
Hahahahahaha!
BB - Me too.
DSWS - Me too.
That's just how the punch line hit me.
If his wife was Barbara Gordon, she'd be doubly insulted.
I had to look up Barbara Gordon. I thought about changing the ending to Batgirl but it just didn't flow enough.
hehe...lol...
Thank you for sharing the joke.
Have a wonderful weekend
TE - I'll try for what left of the weekend.
Ha!
C - Yes.
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