I've had this happen! It's AMAZING!
This could be one of those days. And tomorrow too.
If anyone can, the can can.
This is true to the Nth degree.
Yep.
But does it matter?
Probably closer to the truth than we think.
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Two candy bars falling from a vending machine is not as amazing as you may think. What happens is that a person who was there before you ordered a candy bar, but it got stuck on its way down. That person may pound on the machine, but, still unable to dislodge it, walks away in anger. Then you come along, order a candy bar, and your candy bar hits the other candy bar on its way down, dislodges it, and--viola!--two candy bars!
As for marriage, I'm single, so you'll need someone else to explain that.
Kirk - I'd never leave a candy bar hanging. I can shake a candy machine with the best of them.
Smiling. Adulting is seriously overrated. And if you want me I am under the table in my blankie fort.
Sue - Adulting is VERY overrated.
WTF is so special about adulting anyway? Just sayin'. These are all hilarious, but that last one's the best.
I finally gave up and got rid of an enormous pile of really good boxes I'd saved up since the Dawn of Amazon. I didn't realize how big my garage was.
The can choir is so cute! And the "hold my beer" one is probably true.
The cardboard box really hits home for me! And the tanker meme is more likely to be a "Hold my weed, man!" situation, LOL!
There appears to be more doesn't matter than anything else.
A few of these hit too close to home.
Thanks for the morning giggles. I must now share some of these.
BAF - Exactly! Absolutely nothing! And that last one is probably true.
Bill - Unfortunately, most of my boxes have stuff in them. I shred a lot lately.
Deb - I think they dance too. The can can.
T Bunny - Weed AND beer!
John - For sure.
Peggy - Have fun with them.
All true!
Mark - You're not sitting in a parking lot right now are you?
I've learned that if you flatten boxes you can store A LOT of them. No more deciding if they need to be recycled or not.
Mike, i thought they were all quite funny, except perhaps the first one, specifically because of the way it trashed the sacred and joyous institution of matrimony in a very sarcastic and smart-alecky and trivialising and belittling way, that did rather get on my nerves.
LJ - If you can't laugh about marriage, you'll never make it through one.
What if i was married to the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, with the added bonus that she`d be 100% guaranteed to stay at the age of 17 forever, i think any geezer would be able to deal with that quite easily simply because it would represent the ultimate definition of the phrase "A MARRIAGE MADE IN HEAVEN", i`m sure you`d agree ! ? ! ?.
LJ - I'd rather have the two candy bars.
Kathy - I going to start sending you some boxes.
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