Thursday, April 22, 2021

5125 - No themememes



You can't trick ME!





Like I said, you can't trick ME!!!





We had several of these.







Not so much today, but in the good ol' days for sure.





The top one was inspected on Friday at 4:59.




She doesn't realize it yet but she's already solved her problem by leaving the phone off hook.




And it did snow here a few days ago. So the message worked.


Now for the second message.


16 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Oh dear.
I ask the telemarketers to put their concerns/offers in writing. I haven't had a letter from any of them yet.

Kathy G said...

I had a couple of televisions like that too. It took two strong people to move them.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

omg that last one ...
I may need to steal a couple of these

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Colour TV and rust remover, LOL!

LJ said...

Mike, you could combine the first one and the last one and have a caption reading: "Scientists invent a time machine specifically so that geezers can travel back in time by 36 years to 1985 and grope the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievably perfect 'TITS NOW' ! ! !".

LJ said...

Mike, i just realised, you could throw the colour TV one in as well because 1968 was the year Pauline Hickey was born in Cork in Ireland.

Ole Phat Stu said...

@LJ,
she wasn't born, she was uncorked ;-)

Mike said...

Sue - Sometimes I tell them I charge $100 a minute to talk to telemarketers. payable in advance. ... So I just got a telemarketing call. Sounded like a bot. He asked, "Is the head of the household there?" I said, "No, he's dead." Bot said, "I'm sorry, I'll update our records. Goodbye."
That's kind of scary that the bot knew what I said.

Kathy - Two people for sure.

Peggy - Think he did that on purpose? HA!

Deb - I had a car like that.

LJ - You need to get a Pauline sex doll. They make them life-like these days.

Stu - That was a real corker!

Cloudia said...

Thanks Mike 😊

Mike said...

Cloudia - 😊

RO said...

OMG - these are so fun, and yes, I thank you for the reminder of televisions back in the day. It made my 36 year old shake his head.(lol) Hugs, RO

LJ said...

Indeed she might`ve been, Ole Phat Stu, my old mate, but theres still no denying the fact that 17 years later she`d become THE most breathtakingly unbelievable mega-titted beauty in the entire history of the universe ! ! !. BTW, Mike, are you on the level ?, do those companys that sell the incredibly realistic sex-dolls for $1500 really sell Pauline Hickey dolls that are exact replicas of Pauline made to your own exact and specific specifications ! ! ! and are as the bird was in 1985 when the bird was 17 and at the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability ! ?, if it is true Mike maybe you could tell me the name of the company ! ! !, if i could somehow get my hands on a doll like that my life would be complete and perfect 24 hours-a-day for the next 40 years ! ! !.

Ole Fat Stu said...

Wikipedia tells us today(23rd)that in
1016 AD – Edmund Ironside became King of England, reigning for only seven months before the country was conquered by some other Cnut ;-)

Mike said...

RO - I built one of those with Heathkit. The cabinet came put together though.

Stu - I had to look up Cnut. Or Canute as others say.

Mike said...

LJ - I not going to do your research for you. I see things like that advertised or articles about them every once in a while. I'll keep an eye out for you. I have a feeling that if you ever did get one we would never hear from you again.

LJ said...

Hahaha