A husband and wife who travel with the circus go to an adoption agency but are met with skepticism. "Do you really feel that a traveling circus is a suitable environment to raise a child?" the lady from the adoption agency asks.
"Certainly," the couple reply. "We have a beautiful, fully equipped, state of the art nursery that we will be traveling with.
Still showing reservations, the woman asks, "What about the child's education?"
"Not to worry," the couple assure her. "We have a full time tutor with years of experience that can provide our child with the finest education that money can buy."
"I see," says the woman behind the desk. "But what about the child's health?"
"We also have in our employ a full time nurse with a degree in pediatric medicine who will be able to attend to all of our child's needs."
"Well, it certainly sounds like you've thought of everything. Were you looking to adopt a girl or a boy?"
"Doesn't matter", the couple tells her. "As long as it fits in the cannon."
(What caliber of person do you think the kid will grow up to be?)
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Smiling - while suspecting that the couple concerned will not adopt a child legally.
That kid will grow up to be a big shot.
More like a big bore, Bilbo !
Hahahahahaha, good punch line -- what a blast!
Sue - Maybe the social worker is a circus fan.
Bill - As someone I know says... ARRRGGGHHH.
Stu - Another ARRRGGGGHHH.
Deb - Not you TOO!!! ARRRGGGGHHH
HAHAHAHA!
Ba-dum-bum-CHING!
Kathy - Lots of rim shots here.
Allen - Tell it well.
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