5198 - Long joke Sunday

This was actually a loooog joke. So I left it as is.

My wife and I went to the

auction in Paris Kentucky 

the other week and one of the first

exhibits we stopped at was the

breeding bulls. We went up to

the first pen and there was a

sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES

  LAST YEAR".

My wife playfully nudged me in

the ribs smiled and said, 'He

mated 50 times last year, that's

almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen

which had a sign attached that

said,

"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES

  LAST YEAR".

My wife gave me a healthy jab

and said, WOW~~That's more

than twice a week! You

could learn a lot from him.

We walked to the third pen and it

had a sign attached that said, in

capital letters,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES

  LAST YEAR".

My wife was so excited that 

her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and

said, 'That's once a day. You could

REALLY learn something from

this one'!

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if every

time was with the same old

cow'.

My condition has been

upgraded from critical to stable

and I should eventually make a

full recovery.