Tuesday, August 17, 2021

5242 - Rapture


I'm going to need a lot of help. Money for helium and dolls. Then a large group of people to stand in the woods until the right people come along.



17 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

I don't think you would have to wait long for people to lose their minds...

Bilbo said...

Most minds have already been lost, but it's still a great idea.

Mike said...

Sue - We'll find some woods behind a tRUMP rally.

Bill - Maybe put some tRUMP hats on the dolls?

John A Hill said...

Forget the woods!
How about right outside of a mega church as they're letting out on a Sunday morning?

Mike said...

John - You're in charge John!

LJ said...

Mike, as far as i can see in the image none of the blow-up dolls look like an exact carbon-copy-replica of the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, so whats the point ! ?. After all it would be better and much more pleasant to drive people absolutely wild with lust and desire with joyous and fantastic dreams and fantasys about Bombay-Rolling THE most breathtakingly perfect knockers in the history of the universe rather than attempting to drive them off-their-chumps with some half-baked Twilight Zone scenario, i think you`ll agree ! ?.

Mike said...

LJ - No.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Suggestion : use hydrogen instead of helium
and fuse-cord instead of string.
Then light the fuses, the rapturees head off into the sky,
then blow up with an almighty bang,
destroying any evidence in the process ;-)

How many dolls to use? 666?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

*Raising hand to volunteer to stand in the woods.*
Questions: How much wood is involved? Do I have to retreat from the woods at any particular time?

Mr. Shife said...

I'm in, Mike. Let me know when and where.

Mike said...

Stu- I like all of it!

Robyn - Accepted. Hmmmmm. No.

Matt - Have a go-bag ready.

Kathy G said...

If you do this I hope you have a videographer to document everything...it would be a hoot.

Mike said...

Kathy - I think we would need the 666 dolls Stu mentioned to make it convincing.

Veronica Lee said...


Yep, 666 dolls would be totally convincing!

Happy Wednesday, Mike.

Mike said...

Veronica - Now we only need about 650 more people to pull this off.

Grand Crapaud said...

That would do it!

Mike said...

Grand - So you're in?