Tuesday, September 07, 2021

5263 - Tuesday no themememes


Now what?




So THAT'S how it works.




Throw this at the wedding and get ALL the girls pregnant.




Cursive test.




We're proud of you for hanging in there George!




21 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

I suspect that George framed the original ad.

Mike said...

Sue - But then that would be bragging. George looks nicer than that. Doesn't he?

RO said...

Even when it doesn't work, the engine is definitely still there!(lol) Hope all is well, and sending some hugs, RO

Bilbo said...

Sperm Confetti? I'm not sure if it's appalling or a ... uh ... stroke of genius.

LJ (with just a hint of Eric Idle) said...

Mike, i`m sure if the 15 birds had all been incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey 'look-a-likes/clones/perfect-carbon-copy-replicas' the trip wouldn`t have had anything to do with shopping at all ! ! !...IF YOU GET MY DRIFT...NUDGE NUDGE...WINK WINK...GRIN GRIN...SAY NO MORE...! ! !.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sperm confetti, LOL!

Kathy G said...

I suspect the rules of baseball would be as confusing as those cricket rules to someone who doesn't understand the game.

Rajani Rehana said...

Fabulous blog

Mike said...

RO - You would think with touch screen displays in cars now, they could let you access the check engine info.

Bill - Isn't that what Einstein had when he helped himself?

LJ - "say no more" And yet you did! The XXX-rated comment is GONE! Just like Pauline.

Deb - You're going to buy some aren't you?

Kathy - You're right. Growing up with a game makes it MUCH easier to understand.

RR - Thanks.

LJ said...

Mike, i actually thought the XXX-rated com-girl-t was one of the cleverest and wittiest i've ever written, it's a shame it had to bite the dust but i was just hoping that it might've provided you and your regular contributors with a few laughs before it was deleted.

Mr. Shife said...

The last one is great. Good job, George!!

Cloudia said...

Gems all, Mike!

Mike said...

Azka - On his wall in his living room.

LJ - Too many more than suggestive descriptions.

Matt - Should I set up a blogger contest to see if we can beat George?

Cloudia - Yes, at a minmimiumn.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Re Check Engine.
Imagine the guy had never encountered a VW Bug ;-)

Mike said...

Stu - That would have been a funnier meme. "Check engine" "HEY! Where did it go?!"

Infidel753 said...

With a VW bug, it's no big deal if the engine is missing. They come with a spare one in the trunk.

Mike said...

I753 - I thought all that rattling back there was just some loose tools.

Unknown said...

I have to say I'd buy that sperm confetti! But that George, that is a damn hoot! Good for George. I am certain he and his buddies got a kick out of it but his wife I am not so sure!

Mike said...

Ukn - George has a story for parties that will never get old.

Lady M said...

Wow - George is quite the fellow.

Mike said...

Lady - George was shooting for my record but didn't quite make it... HA!