Friday, December 24, 2021

5372 - Xmas theme meme

Well since tomorrow is Saturday jokes I'm going to post all the Christmas associated memes today.

So THAT'S what happened to him!

Answer the question. 

And you know someone would make a working model.

He's special alright.

We need more people to do this.


See above meme.

Not Christians. Right-wing nut jobs.

This could go several ways.

How about a nice pun?

Well, is it a toe or not?

And then I just found this, Lady M.


John A Hill said...

Funny stuff.
NBW is pretty badass. She definitely calls out Christianity's hypocrites.

Merry Christmas to you and Claudia.

Mike said...

John - You made me go back and look for NBW. It was hard to find.
Merry Christmas to you and Chris.

Elephant's Child said...

NBW nailed it. And that looks like a toe to me.

Bilbo said...

Those con artists are so good at fleecing their flocks that everyone overlooks their cynical criminality. Merry Christmas anyhow, Mike!

Ol' Simmons said...

Hope you have a great holiday, I'm taking my atheist butt to the beach for a few months.

Kathy G said...

I'd seen that spreadsheet one before, but it always makes me chuckle. And the ornament DOES look like a toe.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, there's some funny ones here, LOL! My favourite visual joke is what Christians would do if Jesus had died by being stung to death by bees. Instead of making the sign of the cross, they would jump around slapping themselves to get the bees off.

Mike said...

Sue - Could that be NBWs toenail?

Bill - MC back at you.

Simmons - Hopefully it's warm where you're going.

Kathy - It took me way to long to not see the toe.

Deb - I don't think Christianity would have ever taken off if was also an exercise class.

Lady M said...

These are all brilliant - I laughed and laughed. A severed toe! And of course the last one. I have always said religion is one huge con job. After all, they are selling an invisible product. What a load of crap.

Mike said...

Lady - It's not too late to get that tree!

RO said...

OMG - some of these really had me giggling. What a great way to get geared up for Christmas tomorrow. Hope you're doing well, and sending lots of hugs, RO

Mike said...

RO - That's me. Getting everyone pumped up!
All our covid tests were negative. Now my nephew has covid.

Cloudia said...

Thanks Mike. Happy Christmas 🌲

Mike said...

Cloudia - I need to get to bed so I don't sleep through Christmas.