I can't get everyone out of the house at the same time!
Exactly!
All my stuff gives me joy.
The next question is a dumb-sounding "What?"
True.
I couldn't figure this out. Any takers?
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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David Frum needs to back off. As soon as the GOP learns this, they'll double down on getting rid of all that science and technology stuff that limits their freedom to die early.
That last image takes me back to the song from my childhood, "I'm My Own Grandpa".
that last one hurt my head.
the lady flipping out on the internet sounds like those that comment on my blog that i must always delete. If only there was a way to block them.
I like the Air Fryer one... LMAOROTF...
"First day on the internet?" Hahahahahahaha, very true.
I love the decluttering meme. I didn't realize the rules allowed throwing out THAT kind of stuff :)
Throwing away all those diet books sparked immense joy, so I had a second piece of chocolate cake!
RR - Thanks
Bill - We should be able to help them. They aren't doing it to themselves fast enough.
CC - I haven't heard that song before. I'll have to look it up.
Peg - Hurt my head too. ... And no one answered her question!
Dawn - That's two votes for the air fryer.
Deb - That's THREE votes for the air fryer.
Jenny - If you can hold it in your hand...
Shaw - Nice. Now I need some ice cream.
If I danced around the house naked everyone would run for the door!
Haha. I laughed on, and out loud, for the Jeffrey Dahmer one. The subsequent comments are hilarious too.
Ah, thank you, Mike. It's good to laugh like this.
PS Anonymous isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. That nonperson person thinks Harris is a sink. I've never even seen her spit.
Kathy - Well, then you would have the house to yourself! Problem solved.
Robyn - It's always good when a joke or meme hits your funny bone just right.
Sorry but I zapped anons comment before I saw that you blasted him back.
I threw out my bathroom scale -- it didn't bring me joy!
Love no theme theme posts! Lots of good ones. The Frum one's my favorite.
That last one does make a kind of tortured semantic sense, but the premise, seems to me, is twisted. You, presumably, already have two grandmothers.
"Never underestimate the healing power of..."
YES!!
I do this.
anon - I'm heading to the bathroom now.
Allen - Would you become your own third grandmother?
The Jeffrey Dahmer one! BAHAHAHA!
Martha - Some dry humor at the end, right?
River - How about some videos?!
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