Thursday, April 28, 2022

5499 - Joke Week Thursday


Small words again.
















20 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

I will add one of my favourite (and sadly familiar) words. Exhaustipated. Too tired to give a crap...

Kirk said...

I'm dating myself, but it sounds like Henny Youngman was giving those performance evaluations.

Mike said...

Kirk - They could be from that far back. I don't see a boss getting away with smartass remarks these days.

River said...

I like the Performance Evaluations. I know a few people who would fit some of those.

Mike said...

River - I know what you mean.

jenny_o said...

Heck, I don't know what pharmacodynamics or pharmacokinetics are but I STILL know that "all natural" is just a marketing ploy :)

Those analogies look suspiciously like something written by a comedian, not by a teenager. I wonder :)

Good reading!

Mike said...

Jenny - I think "marketing bull shit" would be a better description.

Bilbo said...

All Natural. Yep.

Kathy G said...

I'll echo your reply to Kirk's comment. Today, any of those statements would probably lead to a lawsuit.

Cloudia said...

Thanks Mike 😊

Mr. Shife said...

Loved these, Mike. I wish we could use some of those performance evaluations on some of my co-workers but we would get in lots of trouble. It feels like out of a Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright special.

Mike said...

Bill - Naturally!

Kathy - For sure.

Cloudia - 😊 Back at ya!

Matt - They may or may not be true but they ARE funny.

Mike said...

Sue - I found you in spam again. And I went back and checked. There were other people that I had missed in spam. About 10 comments. I should check spam before I look at anything else.

Lady M said...

I like the one about e coli and Canadian Beef and a bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

Mike said...

Lady - I'm not sure if the Canadian beef one is good or bad.

Adam said...

All natural definitely isn't always a good thing

Mike said...

Adam - You're right. Most poisons are all natural.

Martha said...

"All natural"...sigh...just another marketing ploy to get people to spend money on things they don't need!

John A Hill said...

Cashtration
Yep. My credit score dropped 70 points when we closed on our house. It's taken two years to get it back on the high side of 800.

Mike said...

John - Here's a weird score affecting item. Your percentage of your credit card limit. Say you have a card with a limit of $5000 and you have bills of $2500 for a month. You're using 50% of your limit. That's bad and lowers your credit score. But say you have the same $2500 on a $15,000 limit. That's only 17%. That's good and raises your credit score.