Friday, April 29, 2022

5500 - Joke Week Friday


Well, I almost posted all of the joke memes. I'll start a new collection.




















13 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

We are going to have an election next month. I am certain that the lies/ re count meme will be used.
Thanks for the smiles.

jenny_o said...

Someone could have reached right into my brain and pulled out those Things I'm Super Good At. I'm glad to know someone else does all those things.

Also, the last item on the Jewish Buddha list. I've been worrying like this far too much lately. Ugh.

Mike said...

Sue - You were locked in spam jail again. HA!
Losers always want a recount.

Jenny - Right there with you, all 6.

River said...

I really like that light bulb one.

Bilbo said...

Christians and light bulbs. True, dat.

Infidel753 said...

INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY - when you rearrange the letters - I'M ON A HUGE WISPY RHINO FART

More books:

Start Your Own Cryptocurrency by Rob Steele and Nick Purloin

Surveillance in China by Wa Chingyu

How to Lie Convincingly by Porky Teller

Size Matters by E Normus Pecker

Radical Feminism in Russia by Ivana Kutchernutzoff

Medieval Christianity by Percy Kushan and Will Byrnwich

The Joy of Texting while Driving by Ranna Redlyte

Lady M said...

"Things I am good at - calculating sleep if I can just fall asleep right now." What a joke!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I've always loved those joke book titles and author's names, right from when I was a kid. Glad to read some new and updated ones! Here's a classic -- do you know it? "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Balls.

John A Hill said...

It's been a good week of meme jokes.
Thanks, Mike.

Shaw Kenawe said...

I stole the first one (with attribution) for my Sunday Moment of Zen. Love them all!

Kathy G said...

I think I need new glasses; many of these were hard for me to read.

Mike said...

I swear I was here earlier and commented on the comments! I swear! Maybe not.

River - It's illuminating, right?

Bill - But sometimes they don't seem too bright. The Christians that is.

I753 - Everyone is Wa Chingyu in China.

Lady - Who needs sleep anyway?!

Deb - I know Claude Balls. That was my wife's nickname in college.

John - Should I not do Saturday jokes? To much? Naaaaa.

Shaw - Attribution? If I tried to do that I would need a full time staff tracking all these jokes down.

Kathy - Infidel reminded us that ctrl+ makes stuff bigger on Monday... or Tuesday... or...

My Yankee Mouth said...

Here's another classic: "Bright Yellow River," by I.P. Daly