Well, I almost posted all of the joke memes. I'll start a new collection.
BS: Before Stroke ~ ASS: After Stupid Stroke
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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We are going to have an election next month. I am certain that the lies/ re count meme will be used.
Thanks for the smiles.
Someone could have reached right into my brain and pulled out those Things I'm Super Good At. I'm glad to know someone else does all those things.
Also, the last item on the Jewish Buddha list. I've been worrying like this far too much lately. Ugh.
Sue - You were locked in spam jail again. HA!
Losers always want a recount.
Jenny - Right there with you, all 6.
I really like that light bulb one.
Christians and light bulbs. True, dat.
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY - when you rearrange the letters - I'M ON A HUGE WISPY RHINO FART
More books:
Start Your Own Cryptocurrency by Rob Steele and Nick Purloin
Surveillance in China by Wa Chingyu
How to Lie Convincingly by Porky Teller
Size Matters by E Normus Pecker
Radical Feminism in Russia by Ivana Kutchernutzoff
Medieval Christianity by Percy Kushan and Will Byrnwich
The Joy of Texting while Driving by Ranna Redlyte
"Things I am good at - calculating sleep if I can just fall asleep right now." What a joke!
I've always loved those joke book titles and author's names, right from when I was a kid. Glad to read some new and updated ones! Here's a classic -- do you know it? "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Balls.
It's been a good week of meme jokes.
Thanks, Mike.
I stole the first one (with attribution) for my Sunday Moment of Zen. Love them all!
I think I need new glasses; many of these were hard for me to read.
I swear I was here earlier and commented on the comments! I swear! Maybe not.
River - It's illuminating, right?
Bill - But sometimes they don't seem too bright. The Christians that is.
I753 - Everyone is Wa Chingyu in China.
Lady - Who needs sleep anyway?!
Deb - I know Claude Balls. That was my wife's nickname in college.
John - Should I not do Saturday jokes? To much? Naaaaa.
Shaw - Attribution? If I tried to do that I would need a full time staff tracking all these jokes down.
Kathy - Infidel reminded us that ctrl+ makes stuff bigger on Monday... or Tuesday... or...
Here's another classic: "Bright Yellow River," by I.P. Daly
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